sash-alexander:

LOOK AT HER. I mean, come on.

sash-alexander:

LOOK AT HER. I mean, come on.

(via mmauraisles)

evienator:


octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

(via liivewhilewereeyoung)

faithanddagger:

I don’t care who you are. If your girlfriend falls asleep in your lap, and even after 30 minutes when both of your legs go numb, don’t move. You fucking stay there and appreciate the cute little thing in your lap. If you move you’re weak and natural selection is coming for you.

(via gaytay27)

  • Me: I worked at a gas station. A really big gas station.
  • Mom: You can't tell people that. It was a CONVENIENCE STORE.
  • Me: Mom. What's the first thing you do when you drive up to a [store name]?
  • Mom: ...
  • Me: You get gas. It's a gas station. It's a really big, really nice, really fantastic gas station. You come for gas. You leave with coffee. How convenient.
chuckhistory:

I know a bunch of you just graduated. Here is some serious life advice. 

chuckhistory:

I know a bunch of you just graduated. Here is some serious life advice. 

Friendly reminder that you are not entitled to information about the personal lives of celebrities.

pinkricee:

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